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About Me Member Wannabe Novelist syras17/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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here's the part where i whine

Fri Feb 24, 2006, 7:53 PM
so i get chest pains, and my breathing almost stops. for a few seconds, i feel like i'm dying, and then it's gone. this has been escalating in the past month. it's terrifying.

That is, it was. turns out i'm just a mutant. for those of you who have been hoping for proof of this, come one, come all, here 'tis! turns out, the hole where my esophagus poops out food into my stomach doesn't close all the way. acid will randomly clog my esophagus, and now i have the beginnings of an ulcer. the doc knocked me out and shoved a tube with a little camera on the end down my throat and found this out. the pics are on my coffee table.

and there's the update. so ends my weekly whinage.

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  • Current Residence: Lynnhood WA
  • Interests: kayaking and other gangsta activities
  • Favourite movie: Finding Neverland, About a Boy, Fight Club, Good night and good luck, Big Fish
  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles, shins, sufjan, g love, sage francis, damien rice
  • Favourite genre of music: whatever interests me, and other vague answers
  • Favourite poet or writer: Chuck Palahniuk, Walt Whitman, Hemingway, that Dickens guy
  • Favourite photographer: My friend Jon
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  • Favourite game: Ultimate Ball!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Elmer Fudd
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:iconemilymus:
thanks for the fave, joe!!!!

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i like eating cause fat kids are harder to kidnap.
:iconemilymus:
gosh joe. why do you have to take up ALL the under-table space!!!!!?!??!?!?!?!? JEEZ!!!!! lol

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i like eating cause fat kids are harder to kidnap.
:iconsyras:
cuz my pants are HUGE!!!

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"Living off the fat of kings, i play the scab at your hunger strike."
-sage francis
:icondazzle255:
Why thank you for the favorite!

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:iconemilymus:
oh my GOSH. dave makes me sooo ANGWY!!!! lol...but seriously. i was about to walk out of youth group because of him. seriously. rrgh.

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i like eating cause fat kids are harder to kidnap.
:iconemilymus:
lol (dave=codename for jarred....hehe)

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i like eating cause fat kids are harder to kidnap.
:iconprojektdream:
psh. who dis? do you know? yes? josh? yes.
:iconjkeys:
Thanx for the fav! :)
:iconsyras:
thanks for bestowing your talents upon the world!

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